tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27671774533764209862024-03-08T09:49:33.990-08:00Rose's BlogAll about me!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-12340185763635698792011-03-21T10:00:00.001-07:002011-03-21T10:00:56.841-07:0014.I'm 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I turned 14 February 20th!!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-22351230533036793392011-03-21T09:57:00.000-07:002011-03-21T09:58:34.881-07:00RIP Molly ThomasRIP Molly Thomas. I didn't know you, but some of my friends did. You will be missed.<br />http://www.whec.com/news/stories/S2027137.shtml?cat=565Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-45619478308030755072011-03-21T09:51:00.000-07:002011-03-21T09:57:27.041-07:00Long time no blog.Heyy guys. It's been awhile. I have been kind of busy recently and totally forgot about this! I am going to post more often. Things were hectic, what with Odessey of the mind. By the way we placed third out of seven in the region 14 full circle division 2! We were 7 points away from making it to state! Anyway, just letting everyone know I'm alive!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-28299132221692849192010-08-21T18:06:00.000-07:002010-08-21T18:21:31.946-07:00Wow!Hey guys,<br /> Wow I haven't posted since June 19th. That is a long time! So here's what's new with me. I just got back last night from Rhode Island. I had fun except I really hate the seven hour car trip wit my brother and sister. I watched ALOT of movies. We went to the beach almost everyday for like at least for hours. I got some major tan lines. The week before Rhode Island my sister and brother had camp so I got a whole day without them except for when I had math tutoring. Then I had to go to the library and do math..which I suck at. Before that I had no math tutoring and just chillaxed at home. Before That I went to two weeks of sleepaway camp. I had an AMAZING time!! Camp Cory is the best! I love the counselors and most of the other campers. <br /> Before that I chillaxed at home again. And finally before that I had one last week of camp. I also moved into a new house. My room is black. It looks great! I'm probably boring you guys to death. I am watching pretty little liars and let me tell you I am OBSESSED!! I have now read all of the books. Also I would like to promote the Pretty little secrets Podcast. It is the BOMB! Look it up on itunes! Well I am running out of things to say. I will definitly post more. <br /> If you actually take time out of your busy lives to read this thank you! Comment, I WILL read and reply! I need topics to write about. I will also post more books and movies of the week! Thanks so much!<br /> <3 ReganRosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-48869624284824377922010-06-19T05:27:00.000-07:002010-06-19T05:42:01.380-07:00Hey!It's been forever since my last post so here it goes...<br /><br />Okay so, I am moving, but I am only moving like 1/2 mile down the road. I really hate moving because I have to move all of my stuff. My room is hopefully going to be black. Yes, I know it's weird that my favorite color is black. It's right next door to my Aunt Heather, but that's not why we decided to move there.<br /><br />Today I got zero hours of sleep because I was listening to a book on cd. Then at 2:00 A.M my sister came into my room and wanted me to watch TV with her. We watched "Dear John." I thought it was a good movie 4/5. I really like amanda seyfried. I think she is a really good actress.<br /><br />My parents are in Boston for my Aunt Kate's wedding. They come back on sunday. Until then my babysitter is watching my brother, sister and I.<br /><br />I managed to break two computers in like two weeks. I tripped over the cord of the mini laptop and it fell off the desk and the screen cracked. :( Then I stretched the computer cord too far and it broke. :(<br /><br />Anyway that's pretty much it for now. Bye everyone who bothers to read about my boring life.Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-7910987498161828482010-05-08T18:04:00.000-07:002010-05-09T16:25:03.592-07:00Hi! So today I was riding my bike and I randomly decided to turn around. Good thing I did. 5 minutes later I had a flat tire.Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-61931495970336042352010-05-04T11:32:00.000-07:002010-05-04T11:33:08.793-07:00YAY<script type="text/javascript" src="http://cdn.widgetserver.com/syndication/subscriber/InsertWidget.js"></script><script type="text/javascript">if (WIDGETBOX) WIDGETBOX.renderWidget('93fe6a6e-d304-40ee-bd82-8f65b6dc176d');</script><noscript>Get the <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com/i/93fe6a6e-d304-40ee-bd82-8f65b6dc176d">Countdown Creator Pro</a> widget and many other <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com/">great free widgets</a> at <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com">Widgetbox</a>! Not seeing a widget? 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Look them up on itunes if You like Maximum Ride!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-20034482231757540822010-02-20T11:09:00.001-08:002010-02-20T11:09:54.442-08:00My birthday!Today is my birthday! I'm 13 now!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-79531776913395399692010-01-25T07:51:00.000-08:002010-01-25T07:52:56.570-08:00My #1 phobiaOkay I have a phobia and it's really weird.<br /><br />Coccinellidaephobia- fear of ladybugsRosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-45941408839394166062009-12-15T07:24:00.000-08:002009-12-15T07:25:57.714-08:00Sacrifice A criminal minds FFChapter 1 The Call<br /><br />Hi. I'm Garcia. I am 30 years old. I am a tech godess. (I am amazing with computers, okay.) I work for the FBI, more specifically the BAU. My job is to find information on criminal suspects.The BAU is made up of; Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, Jennifer Jeroe(JJ), Aaron Hotchner, David Rossi and Emily Prentiss. <br />So one day I was in my office playing a role playing game when suddenly my phone rang. I figured it was Morgan or Reid asking for information on our newest case. "Tech goddess here." I say <br />"Babygirl I need you to listen to me." I sit up straighter. He sounds weak. He NEVER sounds weak. I mean come on he's Morgan, Mr. Tuff Guy. <br />"What is it? What's wrong." I ask worridly.<br />"Whatever you do don't make the trade?"<br />"Trade? What do you mean trade? Your not making any sense! what are you talking about?" It comes out of my mouth in a rush. I wait to hear his awnser.<br />"Good morning Penelope." Says a pleasent sounding male voice. He sounds pleasant, but I know better then to trust him. I remember what happened last time I trusted a stranger with a pleasent voice. Yeah, like I'm really ever going to make that mistake again. Last time I ended up getting shot and almost died.<br />"Who are you? What do you want?" I ask shakily.<br />"Why Penelope you don't recognize me," He asks. He pauses Then I do recognize the voice. "and as for what I want... I want you."<br />"Uncle Henry? I thought you were in jail.." I am trembling all over now.<br />"I was. They let me out early because I behaved." He said making my spine tingle unpleasently. On the other side of the phone I heard an agonizing yell. I look around frantically then whisper. <br />"What do you want me to do?" I ask tears forming in my eyes.<br />"Meet me at the village coffee shop."<br />"When?"<br />"Tonight 9:00 P.M." He replies. I can tell he's smiling.<br />"Wait. Morgan said something about a trade...." I trail off when I realize what Morgan meant. He'll let Morgan go in exchange for me.<br />"It's simple. If you come to me I'll let him go."<br />"Promise?" I ask<br />"Promise." He says<br />"See you tommorow my dear." He taunts. I hang up. As soon as I hang up I dial JJ's number. <br />"JJ here." she says.<br />"JJ, it's Penelope listen." I replay the whole thing except for me agreeing to go because I know she would never let me go.<br />"You call Reid. I'll call the rest of the team." She says immediately. <br />I don't downplay it for Reid. He'll understand. Heck he might even offer to come with me or lend me his gun. Okay, so I don't really believe in guns, but I think this situation calls for one.<br />"I think I have an idea." I talk fast as if I'm afraid someone will come in any second.<br />"I could wear one of the microscopic ear pieces so we can communicate."<br />"That might just work." He says pondering this.<br />"Well, I think it's time to head to Hotch's office for a meeting." I getting.<br />"Alright, be there in five." Reid says.<br /><br />Chapter 2 Team meeting<br />It was around lunch time. We were all sitting in Hotch's office. I couldn't sit still. I raise my hand. <br />"Yes Garcia?" Hotch asks.<br />"I need some air. Could I go outside for a few minutes sir?" I ask sheepishly.<br />"Alright, that would be fine." He nods like he understands.<br />"Maybe I should go with her. You know make sure she's okay. I mean you know how close she and Morgan are." Reid suggests.<br />"I think that's a good idea Reid." He says. Spencer follows me outside.<br />"You okay?" Reid asks quietly.<br />"Just a little nervous and jumpy." I reply just as quiet. "Couldn't sit still."<br />"Me either." He adds<br />"Spencer," I start. He knows it's serious because I only call him Spencer out loud when I really mean buisness. "Can I borrow your gun tonight?" He hesitates for less than a second. <br />"I thought you didn't believe in guns?" He asks<br />"I don't... I just thought this situation calls for one." I smile at him.<br />"Yes, You'll probably need it," He pauses. "But be careful." He adds as an after thought. "Do you know how to use it?" Reid asks nervously. <br />"Yes I know how to use a gun you idiot." I say, because I do.<br />"I'm not an idiot." Reid Jokes. Reid has an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and he can read 20000 words per minute. In other words he's a genuis. But oddly he isn't very organized. His house is a mess, and when I say a mess I litterly mean it. But I guess that makes sense because he knows where everything is considering he has an eidetic memory. If you haven't already picked up on it an eidetic memory is the ability to recall images, sounds, or objects in memory with extreme accuracy and in seemingly abundant volume.Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-873812921714505402009-12-13T06:10:00.000-08:002009-12-13T06:49:26.886-08:00What I did this weekendHi everyone. This weekend I slept over at my babysitters house and played games. Then I went to her sister sarah's house and we made gingerbread houses. We slept over at her house and I watch Criminal Minds then CSI then more Criminal Minds.My babysitter's sister is pregnant and she hasn't decided on a name yet. ideas?Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-12915330487029028152009-12-13T05:56:00.000-08:002009-12-13T06:02:18.664-08:00Criminal Minds<a href="http://i48.tinypic.com/5tx7pl.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 1024px; height: 490px;" src="http://i48.tinypic.com/5tx7pl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />My faveorite tv show is criminal minds. ♥Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-5251108798223637142009-12-11T18:15:00.000-08:002009-12-11T18:16:40.786-08:00Sorry!I'm sorry I wasn't able to post for awhile cuz i kinda forgot my password. But, alas I remembered!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-85319182158817149632009-11-10T14:48:00.000-08:002009-11-10T14:49:33.994-08:00Won't post for....I will be gone from tommorow to sundayRosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-87277567680764488602009-11-09T12:05:00.001-08:002009-11-09T12:05:50.591-08:00Movie of the weekThe movie of the week... is rent!<br /><br />http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#rentRosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-82829522137216493282009-11-07T17:10:00.000-08:002009-11-07T17:12:41.301-08:00OMG today.Today was so awesome!I spent the whole day with horses!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-80105629953400695542009-11-06T09:37:00.000-08:002009-11-06T09:39:11.737-08:00A big thanks!Thank you Syd, Cat, Elaine, My fans,courtney,emo, Anyone who bothers to read this blog! I love yall!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-26301390809195431472009-11-04T18:21:00.000-08:002009-11-04T18:22:41.736-08:00My friend Elaine's awesome blog!Check it out>>>>> http://laineyblog.yolasite.com/ it's totally awesome!!!!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-68230945233874443482009-11-03T17:02:00.000-08:002009-11-03T17:04:42.687-08:00Horseback ridingevery monday at four I take horseback riding lessons with a lady named JJ. well yesterday... I fell off a horse for the first time(heff.) But JJ said she has never seen anyone bounce up(stand up, get up ect.) as quickly as i did. I didn't even cry!It hurt and it was def. scary.Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-40680455149285514672009-11-02T11:34:00.001-08:002009-11-02T11:34:51.881-08:00photobuckethttp://s711.photobucket.com/albums/ww115/edwardandbellatogether/?start=0<br /><br />my album on photobucketRosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-15579075337970932552009-10-31T08:14:00.001-07:002009-10-31T08:14:58.639-07:00hi everyonehi! Just wanted to say Happy Halloween!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-75647399985687168772009-10-30T18:48:00.000-07:002009-10-30T18:49:38.620-07:00101 things not to do at hogwarts.(i do not own.)101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts<br />1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.<br /><br />2. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the Headmaster’s office.<br /><br />3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney’s tarot deck.<br /><br />4. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms.”<br />5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.<br /><br />6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.<br /><br />-6b. Neither will I take one out on the new DADA teacher.<br /><br />7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.<br /><br />8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develop extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.<br /><br />9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.<br /><br />-9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.<br /><br />10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.<br /><br />11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.”<br /><br />12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.<br /><br />13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.<br /><br />-13b. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.<br /><br />14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming "Go away, go away!!"<br /><br />15. I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.<br /><br />-15b. This goes for Fred and George, too.<br /><br />16. Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.<br /><br />17. I will not suggest to Fred and George that they invent and sell Anti-Anti-Cheating Charm quills.<br /><br />18. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.<br /><br />-18b. Having not done this, I will not stay up all night to laugh at said first years.<br /><br />19. I will not point to Harry Potter’s scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.<br /><br />20. I will not organize a Junior Death Eaters Training Camp at Hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for "Hexing Harry Potter,” "Endangering a teacher’s life by jinxing,” or “Throwing a person from the Astronomy Tower.” I will not send the latter to Professor Snape and make him an honorary member.<br /><br />21. I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade.<br /><br />22. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force.”<br /><br />23. I will not push Professor Flitwick from his stack of books claiming I need them for my studies.<br /><br />24. I will not spike my best friend’s pumpkin juice and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall.<br /><br />-24b. Or Professor Snape.<br /><br />25. When asked a question by a teacher I will not inform them that the answer is protected by a Fidelius Charm and I am not the Secret Keeper.<br /><br />26. I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking.<br /><br />27. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.<br /><br />28. I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.<br /><br />29. I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch as been permanently canceled.<br /><br />-29b. Having not done this, I will not tell him that it is Marcus Flint's fault.<br /><br />30. I will not bewitch Percy Weasley's prefect badges to yell "I'm in love with myself!" every time it senses movement.<br /><br />31. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus’ Animagus form.<br /><br />32. I will not sign up the Great Lake at Hogwarts for the Summer Olympics swimming competitions.<br /><br />-32b. I will not take a hippogriff to the Summer Olympics to get an unfair advantage at the Equestrian competitions<br /><br />33. I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.<br /><br />34. I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.<br /><br />35. I will not refer to Aragog as “Charlotte.”<br /><br />36. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins.<br /><br />-36b. I should not test that.<br /><br />37. I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.<br /><br />38. If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout “To the Batmobile, Robin!”<br /><br />39. I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign.<br /><br />40. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer.<br /><br />41. I will not tell Ronald Weasley that his sister was caught snogging any of the following: 1) Draco Malfoy, 2) Any other Slytherin, 3) Michael Corner, 4) Any other Ravenclaw, 5) Zacharias Smith, 6) Any other Hufflepuff, 7) Neville Longbottom, 8) Any other Gryffindor.<br /><br />42. Asking Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times.<br /><br />43. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.<br /><br />44. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.<br /><br />-44b. And Hermione Granger.<br /><br />45. I will not dress in long black capes with hoods. Draco Malfoy tried this and almost peed his pants. I must learn from his experience.<br /><br />46. I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on, or b) get a life.<br /><br />47. I will not change the speed of light to 30 mph and enjoy watching my fellow students and the teachers find out about the miracles of relativity.<br /><br />48. I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as it is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.<br /><br />49. I will not hand out shirts that say “Potter 6, Voldemort 0.”<br /><br />50. Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.<br /><br />51. I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.<br /><br />52. I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don’t send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."<br /><br />53. I will not melt if water is poured over me.<br /><br />-53b. Neither will Professor Umbridge.<br /><br />54. I will not bewitch my cauldron to change the freezing-point of water. I will not ask Professor Snape why my potion is freezing while the cauldron is heated. Nor will I point out that I doubted from the beginning that he would be able to sort that out for me.<br /><br />55. I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake.<br /><br />56. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.<br /><br />57. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.<br /><br />58. Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny.<br /><br />59. I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being.<br /><br />-59b. I will also not suggest that he isn’t even human.<br /><br />60. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.<br /><br />61. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.<br /><br />62. I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls’ bathroom door.<br /><br />63. I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, “If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?”<br /><br />64. I will not tell Dobby that Harry Potter's one greatest desire is for a pit bull named Ripper.<br /><br />65. I will not tell Professor McGonagall about the great Muggle enhancer out there called botox.<br /><br />-65b. I will not tell her that it would make those thin tight lips of hers into pouty bodacious things.<br /><br />--65c. I will not tell her that Professor Dumbledore would particularly enjoy looking at those pouty bodacious things.<br /><br />66. "42" is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s.<br /><br />-66b. Not even if the boy who’s whispering this to you tells you he heard it from Hermione Granger herself.<br /><br />67. I will not set Ravenclaws on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.<br /><br />68. Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time.<br /><br />69. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.<br /><br />70. I will not ask Professor Flitwick how Santa Claus is doing.<br /><br />71. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.<br /><br />72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.<br /><br />73. I will not change the speed of sound so that communication by owl is quicker than talking to each other.<br /><br />74. I will not point out to Professor Sinistra that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet.<br /><br />75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore’s memory.<br /><br />76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.<br /><br />77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.<br /><br />-77b. Neither does Hermione Granger.<br /><br />78. I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place."<br /><br />79. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical," I will do so under a nom-de-plume.<br /><br />80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying.<br /><br />81. I will not imitate Steve Irwin while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent.<br /><br />82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.<br /><br />83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."<br /><br />84. Underwater broom riding does not distinguish the master from the layman. It is not required to become member of any Quidditch team.<br /><br />85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers.<br /><br />86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers.<br /><br />-86b. This also pertains to Hermione Granger.<br /><br />87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye.<br /><br />88. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.<br /><br />89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles.”<br /><br />90. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."<br /><br />91. Neil Gaiman is not spying on us.<br /><br />92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.<br /><br />93. I will not suggest that we read coffee beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change.<br /><br />94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it.<br /><br />95. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date for the Yule Ball.<br /><br />96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees.<br /><br />97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects.<br /><br />98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.<br /><br />99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.<br /><br />100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon.<br /><br />-100b. I am also not allowed to tell them that the Whomping Willow is inaccurately named and is actually a wonderful spot for peaceful reading.<br /><br />101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction.Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767177453376420986.post-56573727827034894112009-10-30T18:42:00.001-07:002009-10-30T18:42:38.700-07:00palindromesA dog! A panic in a pagoda!<br />Ah, Satan sees Natasha.<br />Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?<br />Do geese see God?<br />I prefer pi.<br />If I had a hi-fi.<br />Ma is as selfless as I am.<br />Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.<br />Never odd or even.<br />No devil lived on.<br />No lemon, no melon.<br />No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!<br />Red rum, sir, is murder.<br />Rise to vote, sir.<br />So many dynamos!Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04703694035589251003noreply@blogger.com0